If she needs a hammer and you bring a noodle, (Anaheim)

If she needs a hammer and you bring a noodle, I got u! can help in one or two ways.
1) If you want me to show you how to hammer her deep and hard taking her breath away be happy to do it just tell me when and were.
No i dont want to spend a lot of time talking to men about it.
sev one four sev two eight for for for nine 2) If you are a DIYer I can share my secret with you be happy do that as well.