Noah, Quagmire & Dunce (Grand Central)

The above posting is not a law firm in Timbuktu.
Far from it! A few millennia ago, no bearing on Melania Trump; a logically challenged geneticist named NoHardFeelings; simply called Noah today; gathered 2 of every species and loaded them on his rickety archaic boat; referenced as Ark; on a dim mission to preserve life.
Quagmire and Dunce; two of the kookiest Peas in a Porridge made the cut.
To cut to the chase; those 2 rubber duckies have spawned generations of quacks.
You see them in all walks, echelons of life; death too.
Amusingly; stupidly is an immunity booster, fights free radicals, anti carcinogenic, a buffer to mortality.
Screw you Dr NoHardFeelings…ahem.
Noah